This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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