super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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