Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Found your dick twin last night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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