just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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