I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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