no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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