She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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