She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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