what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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