I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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