I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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