Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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