belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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