Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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