i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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