I want to stick my p in your. b.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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