Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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