No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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