its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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