Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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