everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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