I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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