woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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