I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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