love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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