He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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