Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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