If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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