So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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