If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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