Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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