Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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