what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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