Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(559): View more from California

if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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(512): View more from Texas

OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!

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(917): View more from New York City

someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.

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(360): View more from Washington

Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Again, totally unrelated

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(817): View more from Texas

Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.

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