is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
where are you?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.