i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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