so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina