her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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