Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize