she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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