my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
