i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
did you just send me my own nude
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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