I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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