It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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