you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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