i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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