I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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