she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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