butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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