The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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