if i can run in heels then i can drive
I bet he comes in French.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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