So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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