Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?