Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
two words...techno handjob
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.