hell yes lets make some ravioli
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.