I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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