My underwear smells like fireworks.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head