What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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