I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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