Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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